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zeus "king fuckboy" kronides ([personal profile] astrapaios) wrote2017-08-26 01:14 am

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ZEUS, KING OF THE GODS
definition of the word fuckboy


— yes, he's really That Zeus
— does he have more important godly things to be doing? probably, but this is kind of an escape from hera so
— it's either mythian or the godly couch, which is not as comfortable as it might sound
— he teaches sex ed, you're welcome
— no one actually knows he's zeus yet, with the exception of sir bob, but lbr this is zeus and he's extremely unsubtle so someone will figure it out (lookin at u herc my boy)
— while on campus he'll be known as PROFESSOR IAIN BASIL, look at his super cool fake degree
— he's dtf, always